Rabbit Recontainment

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Mama said, “Life is like a runaway rabbit.” When the demons living rent-free in your brain or the vagaries of life make your day seemingly impossible, you can always turn to humor to inject light into darkness.

Turning a cinematic profit from daily life with a Oryctolagus cuniculus domesticus. In other words, contain your contraband rabbit before dad returns home.

Objective: Capture escaped bunny. You are not expected to survive. When Mom’s pet rabbit Gus escaped from his room, the process of “containing” him taught 17-year-old me what it’s like to be a parent trying to convince your teen not to destroy your house.